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‘EY! New guy! I have a job for ya!

I need ya to deliva a package for me. It’s VERY important.

On the top floor of this building, the CEO of Brown Marker Inc., our biggest competitor, is visitin’.

I need you to bring this package that is… definitely not a bomb… to him for his… birthday. 

Just don’t mind the massive 7 segment timer on the package, it’s… a part of the gift.

Now, I’m sure ya think we’re rivals, but here’s a secret. We’re actually good pals. I would never assassinate him with a bomb.

This package is very delicate for no specific reason so go incredibly slowly and keep away from any intense heat and/or open flames.

Aw snap, I just activated it. Well, now you have 15 seconds to get to the top floor. Good luck!

Oh and one more thing. If that package isn’t in his hands before it goes off, you’re FIRED. Bye now!